Dear Santa,
Thank you for the gifts I received, I do have a few requests for next year.
Please, Please do your shopping a little earlier than a week before Christmas so that the one thing I asked for doesn't sell out. It was on the shelves in November when I asked for it.
Could you please deliver a few gifts earlier for me? What I'd like is 2 pairs of handcuffs or 2 sets of restraints in suitable sizes to hold a 50 year old man and a 16 year old boy firmly in their beds complete with an unpickable timed lock. Something we can set to 6am or later.
And bring lots of coal for those who think that 4.40 am is a good time to wake their parents up on Christmas morning, especially when the mother was up at 3 am mopping the floor.
Thank you
Lots of Love
Cheryl
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